CHEATING AT WARÂ
I invented generals
and pulled them out
to the field unfairly
which means palming
kings, putting them
at top of the deck
plus slaying everything
in sight with aces,
some stolen, some
prematurely played.
I was a kid and my
cousin was trying
to kill me with cards
but I rigged the battle
as he babysat. I
was Benedict Arnold.
I was a shit and
unrepentant. I should
run for president.
